Knott watt you thought!!!

Conversation of William Knott and Mr Watt.

Knott: “Who’s calling?” was the answer to the telephone.
Watt:  “Watt.”
Knott: “What is your name, please?”
Watt:  “Watt’s my name.”
Knott: “That’s what I asked you. What’s your name?”
Watt:  “That’s what I told you. Watt’s my name.”

A long pause, and then from Watt, “Is this James Brown?”
Knott: “No, this is Knott.”
Watt:  “Please tell me your name.”
Knott: “Will Knott.”

THEY ARE NOW LEFT AT A POINT WHERE THEY WERE TOTALLY CONFUSED, READ THE REST OF WHAT HAPPENED…
 
Watt:  “Why not?”
Knott: “Huh? What do you mean why not?”
Watt:  “Yeah! Why won’t you tell me your name?”
Knott: “But I told you my name!”
Watt:  “Didn’t you say you will not?”
Knott: “Not not, knott, Will Knott!”
Knott: “That’s what I mean.” “So you know my name.”
Watt:  “Of course not!”
Knott: “Good. So now, what is yours?” 
Watt:  “Watt. Yours?”
Knott: “Your name!”
Watt:  “Watt’s my name.”
Knott: “How the hell do I know? I am asking you!”
Watt:  “Look I have been very patient and I have told you my name and you have not even told me yours yet.”
Knott: “You have been patient, what about me?”  “I have told you my name so many times and it is u who have not told me yours yet.”
Watt:  “Of course not!”
Knott: “See, you even know my name!”
Watt:  “Of course not!”
Knott: “Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?”
Watt:  “Because I don’t.”

[Pause]

Knott: “What is your name?”
Watt:  “See, you know my name!”
Knott: “Of course not!”
Watt:  “Then why do you keep saying Watt is your name”
Knott: “To find out your name!”
Watt:  “But you already know it!”
Knott: “What?”
Knott: “See, and you know mine!”
Watt:  “Of course not!”
Knott: “Exactly!”

NOW THEY ARE AT A POINT WHERE BOTH THINK THE OTHER KNOWS THEIR NAME, BUT THEY THEMSELVES DON’T KNOW THE OTHER’S NAME.

Knott: “Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name is,   what will be your answer?”
Watt:   “Watt’s my name.”
Knott: “No, no, give me only one word.”
Watt:  “Watt”
Knott: “Your name!
Watt:  ” Right!”

[Pause before it hits him]

Knott: “Oh, Wright!”
Watt:  “Yeah!”
Knott: So why didn’t you say it before?”
Watt:  I told you so many times!”
Knott: “You never said Wright before” 
Watt:  “Of course I did.”
Knott: “Ok I won’t argue any more. Do you know my name?”
Watt:  “I do not.”
Knott: “Well, there you go, now we know each other’s name.”
Watt:  “I do not!” 
Knott: “Good!”
 
[Pause before it hits him]

Watt:  “Oh, Guud!”  “Good.”  “No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?”
Knott: “No, it’s Knott!”
Watt:  “Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud.”
Knott: “Yes Wright.”